[Luckyus]

Three guys go in for a job interview.​

Three blokes go in for a job interview.

The first bloke goes in and kicks arse, best job interview he’s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

“Yeah,” says the bloke… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”

“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get the hell out of my office!”

The second bloke goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

“Yeah,” says the bloke… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”

"I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”

So the third bloke’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stop him and warn him “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”

So the third bloke goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

Third bloke looks real close, squints his eyes a bit and says “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?”

“WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”

“Well…” Says bloke three…

“You sure as hell couldn’t wear glasses!”

 

[RodRod]

Three guys go in for a job interview.​

Three blokes go in for a job interview.

The first bloke goes in and kicks arse, best job interview he’s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

“Yeah,” says the bloke… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”

“I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get the hell out of my office!”

The second bloke goes in, it’s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

“Yeah,” says the bloke… “You don’t have any EARS, man!”

"I’m sorry, says the interviewer, but I’m very sensitive about my ears, I’m afraid you’re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”

So the third bloke’s about to go in, but the first and second guy stop him and warn him “Hey, I don’t care how good you’re doing, how comfortable you feel, don’t say ANYTHING about his ears, he’ll throw you right out!”

So the third bloke goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:

“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”

Third bloke looks real close, squints his eyes a bit and says “Yeah. You wear contact lenses, don’t you?”

“WOW!” says the interviewer, “That is REALLY perceptive of you! How did you know?”

“Well…” Says bloke three…

“You sure as hell couldn’t wear glasses!”

I believe this joke was created by Frank Hardy. In the original, the 3td guy, (it was in a bar) says, 'Well ya couldn't wear glasses bcos ya got no ^&*!! ears to hang 'em on!'

 

[Dennis]

I have an interview Joke which is a bit naughty, This Italian had recently emigrated to Australia and after 2 weeks he received a letter he was to report to the Immigration Dept. for an interview, on arriving he was shown into an office where there was an officer waiting to interview him, after about half an hour the officer said just 1 more question, what do you want to do In Australia The man replied I would like to be a farmer, the officer replied we can soon fix that walked around his desk kicked the fellow between his legs and gave him a couple of aches.

 

[Luckyus]

I have an interview Joke which is a bit naughty, This Italian had recently emigrated to Australia and after 2 weeks he received a letter he was to report to the Immigration Dept. for an interview, on arriving he was shown into an office where there was an officer waiting to interview him, after about half an hour the officer said just 1 more question, what do you want to do In Australia The man replied I would like to be a farmer, the officer replied we can soon fix that walked around his desk kicked the fellow between his legs and gave him a couple of aches.

I thought it was acres!!

 

[Luckyus]

I believe this joke was created by Frank Hardy. In the original, the 3td guy, (it was in a bar) says, 'Well ya couldn't wear glasses bcos ya got no ^&*!! ears to hang 'em on!'

I first heard this over seventy years ago, there are very few original jokes, Frank quite probably heard it from somewhere else as I did with most of my own with exceptions of a quip or riposte,

 

[Amitylane]

Couldn't help but laugh at that!