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Three Drunks And A Convertible
Three guys, obviously quite inebriated, walked out of a pub one evening, and staggered down the street to their car, a huge old convertible.
The driver says: “Shit! I’ve locked the doors and left the keys in the ignition.”
The second fellow says: “We’ll have to find a wire coat hanger, straighten it out,
and unlock one of the doors.”
The third guy says: “We can’t do that.
Someone will think we’re trying to pinch the car, and call the cops.”
The driver replies: “Well, we’ll have to think of something real soon. It’s starting to rain, and I‘ve left the top down!”
