[Luckyus]

Three Dogs at the Vets (Non-PC- sick joke)​

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck
Up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said,
" So why are you here ? "

The Black Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the
Sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I
Pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

The Yellow Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the Black Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down.


The Black Lab then turned to the Yellow Lab and asked " Why are you here ? "

The Yellow Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
Trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my
Owner's couch."

" So what are they going to do to you? " the Black Lab inquired.

" Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Yellow Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here ? "

" I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a
Pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I
See."

Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to
Dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and
Started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
" So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"

The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped! "