[Ivory]

Three Certainties in Life​

The Madam opened the brothel door in New York City and was greeted by a well-dressed, handsome man in his late 40s.
“May I help you, sir?” she asked.
“I want to see Rosie,” he replied.
She said, “Rosie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you'd like to see someone else?”
“No,” he said. “I must see Rosie.”
Rosie appeared and told him, “I charge $10,000 a visit.”
Without hesitation, the man handed her the cash. They went upstairs. An hour later, he left.
The next night, he came back. Rosie was stunned - no one ever returned a second night at that price.
Still, he paid and went upstairs with her.
On the third night, he came again. Everyone was in shock. Again, he paid $10,000 and went upstairs.
Afterwards, Rosie asked, “No one’s ever done this. Where are you from?”
He replied, “Brooklyn.”
She said, “No way! I have family in Brooklyn!”
“I know,” he said. “Your sister passed away. I’m her lawyer. She asked me to deliver your $30,000 inheritance.”

Moral of the story: In life three things are certain…
Death
Taxes
And being screwed by a lawyer...