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THREE BULLS​

Three bulls are standing on a hill in the pasture, talking to each other about the new
bull, the rancher was bringing into the herd.

The largest of the 3 says, “I have 50 cows and I ain't sharing a single one!”
The other two bulls agree about their portion of the cows.

The rancher pulls in and behind him is a huge trailer.
When he opens the doors, a bull the size of a killer whale struts down the ramp.

“Well,” the largest bull says, “I guess I can share half of my cows.”
The 2nd largest says the same.

The smallest of the 3 bulls runs down the hill at the beast, rears up, snorts,
paws the ground and bellows at the top of his lungs.
Then trots back up the hill to the large bulls.

“Are you an idiot?” Screams the biggest bull,
“He could've torn you in half!”

“I know,” said the small bull,
“I just want to make sure that big SOB knows I'm not a cow!!!”