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Three Blonde Police Constables - A Joke by Member Doug S.
Three blonde police constables were being interviewed by a Detective Inspector for suitability for promotion to Sergeant.
The Inspector asked the officer on his left to look at a picture of the face of a man displayed on a screen on the wall; and advise that if the man was in a crowd of people would she recognise him.
“Very easy” replied the officer, “He’s only got one eye”
“No he hasn’t” replied the Inspector, “It’s a side image of the man looking to the left”
He then asked the same question to the officer in the middle, and she replied “Very easy, he’s only got one ear”
“No he hasn’t” replied the Inspector, “I’ve just explained to your colleague that it’s a side image of the man looking to the left”
He then asked the same question to the officer on the right, and she replied “Very easy, he wears contact lenses”
“What!” exclaimed the Inspector; then opened a drawer in his desk, took out a file and began to read it. “That’s absolutely amazing” said the Inspector to the officer, “You are quite right, he does wear contact lenses; how did you know that?”
“Very easy” replied the officer “He’s only got one eye and one ear, so he can’t wear glasses!”
Hahaha! Another great joke sent in by member Doug S.! Thanks so much for sharing, Doug!
