Skipton

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Thoughts & Questions About Life


I had amnesia once… or twice

Protons have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I am neither for nor against apathy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side-saddle.

What is a “free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

How can there be self-help groups?

Is the ʽsʼ: or ʽcʼ in ʽ scentʼ silent?

Why does fridge have a “D” in it, but refrigerator doesn’t?

Why can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

The word queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters…

Why is a W called “double-u” when it's clearly a “double v”?

I did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 65 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie… I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
 
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Thoughts & Questions About Life


I had amnesia once… or twice

Protons have mass. I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I am neither for nor against apathy.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side-saddle.

What is a “free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.

How can there be self-help groups?

Is the ʽsʼ: or ʽcʼ in ʽ scentʼ silent?

Why does fridge have a “D” in it, but refrigerator doesn’t?

Why can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

The word queue is just a Q followed by four silent letters…

Why is a W called “double-u” when it's clearly a “double v”?

I did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 65 and live comfortably for 11 minutes.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie… I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.
Love the last one🤣🤣
 

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