[Mrtnst]

Things No One Remembers​

Old Bob was on his way to meet his friend Bill inside a very large mall with a maze of car parks, aisles and entrances.


Just as he steps onto a mrked pedestrian crossing a sports car nearly hits him as it comes to a stop blocking the whole crossing.

Driver: "Careful, you old fool! Some people are in a hurry to go places. The only place you're going isn't somewhere you want to rush to."

Then the car roars off.

A few hours later Bob and Bill are casually strolling around the mall, when Bob spots the driver intently studying a digital map of the mall, clearly lost.

The diver spots Bob and calls out to him.

Driver: "Hey, Old Guy! Which entrence was it where I saw you this morning?"

Bob: "You saw me this morning?"

Driver: "Don't tell me you don't remember, it was only a few hours ago."

Bob: "I don't remember lots of things, sorry."

The driver storms off cursing.

Bill: "I have never heard you lie before.

Bob: "You still haven't."

Bill: "I did! You have a perfect memory. What don't you remember?"

Bob:
"I don't remember climbing Mt Everest;
I don't remember flying to the moon;
I don't remember having sex with Marilyn Monroe..."