[mOiOz]

THINGS CONFUCIOUS DID NOT SAY​

THINGS CONFUCIOUS DID NOT SAY,
(but wishes he did).

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood!”

 

[Littleboy8]

Brilliant absolutely brilliant love Them all but especially the last one.

 

[Nevertiki]

Lots good but my BIG fave is War deciding who is right and who is left. Clever AND funny .. AND TRUE!

 

[Dennis]

Brillant One of your best ever, keep them coming.

 

[Henleyjulie]

Still cracking up at these. I'll need to memories them Brilliant

 

[Gazman]

But he did say "woman who goes to man's apartment for snack often end up with tit bit"

and

"virgin like balloon, one prick and it's gone"

 

[bodusmobile47]

Fantastic love them all

 

[Luckyus]

Pawnbroker is luckiest man in the world, he has five balls?

 

[Macarj]

They did make me laugh out loud great bunch of jokes yours are always pretty good

 

[thomas]

and, man with tool in hand not necessarily mechanic, could be w#%ker

 

[saundy]

And man who fiddle with tool in bath not nessererly plumber

 

[Dynamo]

Thank you for many laughs on a cold windy day in South Aus.

 

[Luckyus]

Pawnbroker is tallest man in the world,
everyone can walk under his balls.

 

[Johan van Zalen]

I remember it as :- Man who takes girl camping has one intent.

 

[Johan van Zalen]

Girl who sits on jockey's knee get hot tip.

 

[Littleboy8]

Thank you for many laughs on a cold windy day in South Aus.

Same here in victoria it’s raining it’s pouring my little boy is snoring under the doona so it’s great to have a guffaw.

 

[BeautifulMousey]

Brilliant absolutely brilliant love Them all but especially the last one.

I think they were all brilliant. Good on you

 

[gordon1940]

Just love…” Man who Poo,s on Weigh Bridge… Does business on a large scale!

 

[BeautifulMousey]

I think they were all brilliant. Good on you

I have had a good laugh at them all

 

[BeautifulMousey]

I think they were all brilliant. Good on you

I think they were brilliant too