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The Wrestler
There was an American wrestler from Texas named John who had never lost a match - not in high school, not in college. He was a national icon and the pride of American wrestling.
Word spread of a fearsome Russian wrestler with one devastating move: the Mongolian Death Grip. No one had ever escaped it.
The two legends were set to face off in Texas. Before the match, John’s coach warned him: “Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in the Mongolian Death Grip.”
Four seconds into the match... the Russian had him in the move.
The coach buried his face in his hands. It was over. But suddenly, the crowd erupted —
“USA! USA! USA!”
The coach looked up to see the Russian pinned! Stunned, he asked John: “How on earth did you get out of the Mongolian Death Grip?”
John, catching his breath, replied: “Coach, he twisted me up so bad, I opened my eyes and I saw two... testicles. So I bit them.”
The coach gasped - “John! That’s not legal!”
John said: “I don’t know about legal, Coach… but let me tell you something -
You don’t know how strong you are… till you bite your own nuts.”
