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THE WEDDING
Olaf Swenson was out in his pasture in northern Minnesota.
Without warning, he suddenly got a lightning-quick kick from a cow -
right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin... in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your villy in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next veek, but leave it on dere as long
as you can.
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, taped it all
together and... quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena.
They got married and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.
That night in the hotel, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful,
untouched breasts.
She said: "Olaf...you're de first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA SHIPPING CRATE!"
Olaf Swenson was out in his pasture in northern Minnesota.
Without warning, he suddenly got a lightning-quick kick from a cow -
right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin... in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your villy in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next veek, but leave it on dere as long
as you can.
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, taped it all
together and... quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena.
They got married and they went on their honeymoon to Duluth.
That night in the hotel, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful,
untouched breasts.
She said: "Olaf...you're de first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA SHIPPING CRATE!"
