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The Wedding Night
On their first night together, a newlywed couple goes to change.
The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now. You can open your robe.”
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished.
“Oh, oh, aaaahhh,” he exclaims, “My God, you are so beautiful. Let me take your picture.”
Puzzled, she asks, “My picture?”
He answers, “Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever.”
She smiles, and he takes her picture. Then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe, and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear a robe? We are married now.”
At that, the man opens his robe, and she exclaims, “Oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture.”
He beams and asks why, and she answers, “So I can get it enlarged!”
