[Luckyus]

The Wedding Night (You Know this is rude)​

A woman had been on the game for 4 years and as her wedding approached
she became worried that her fiance might become suspicious about the size of her fanny.
So on her wedding night she decided to tell her husband
she had caught it on some barbed wire while climbing over a fence.

After an hour in bed with her he said,
"How far across the f*cking field were you before you realised that it was caught?"

 

[Jillsie]

Excellent...very funny!!