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The Vicar and the Parrot (Profanity Warning)
A vicar is visiting an old lady who has just moved into his parish.
He discovers that she has a parrot with blue ribbons tied to both of his legs.
"And what are the ribbons for?" asks the vicar.
"Well," says the old lady, "if I pull the left ribbon he sings "Abide With Me".
If I pull the right ribbon he sings "All Things Bright And Beautiful".
"Remarkable!" says the vicar, naturally impressed by the religious bird. He continues,
"What happens if you pull both ribbons at the same time?"
The parrot butts in, "I fall off the fukcen perch!"
