The Turkish Bath House
I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses,
They shaved with a solid steel stoneground razor from below the neckline,
inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs , waxed off chest hairs and plucked
all the hairs outa the ass crack, All finished off with a moustache trim
and an alcohol rub, Honestly!
The wife has never looked so good .“