The Tunnel.
A programmer and his project manager board a train headed for the mountains
They can find no place to sit, except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it becomes quite clear that the woman and the programmer
are interested in each other, as they keep looking at each other.
Soon, the train passes into a tunnel, and it is pitch black. There is the sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train finally emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother thinks to herself, "It was very rude of that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I am glad she slapped him."
The project manager thinks to himself, "I did not think the programmer was brave enough to kiss the woman, but I wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me."
The young woman thought to herself, "I am glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him."
The programmer has a satisfied smile on his face and thinks, "Life is good. How often does a guy have a chance to kiss a beautiful woman and slap his project manager at the same time."