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The Train
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeper on a trans-continental train. Though inially embarassed and uneasy over sharing the sleeper. They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
