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The tiresome flight
Towards the end of a tiring flight the Plane's captain turns on the intercom to advise the passengers they will soon be landing and to thank them choosing to fly with their Airline.
Forgetting to turn off the intercom, the Captain and Co-Pilot keep talking.
The Co-Pilot asks the Captain what he is going to do when they land.
The Captain replies,"Well I'm going to check into our Hotel and then I'm going to make wild passionate love to that cute redhead Air Stewardess."
All the passengers hear this and so does the Stewardess.
She runs from the back of the plane towards the cockpit to tell the Captain of his error.
Just as she is almost at the cockpit a lovely elderly lady grabs her by the arm and says,"Not so fast Dear, we haven't landed yet."
