[Ricci]

The things kids say​

For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
'Circumcised' (this is priceless!)
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until
lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
'Circumcised' (this is priceless!)
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until
lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.

OH NOOOOO! This IS true though! Sometimes kids take words too literally. Hahahaha!

 

[Mindygirl12022]

For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
'Circumcised' (this is priceless!)
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming
around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his
'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until
lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.

That one's a real gem. Thanks for the good start to my day.

 

[Jennie]

OH NOOOOO! This IS true though! Sometimes kids take words too literally. Hahahaha!

Love it, I can picture my grandsons doing that, glad they don't read this as they are both in their 20's.

 

[margie]

 

[Imbi]

Hilarious, gave me a good giggle.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Mum did say stick itout