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The Thehovahs Witness
There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning. I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said: "Good morning, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said "Come on in and sit down." and offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before!"