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The Taxi Driver
Cabbie picks up a fare at the Holyhead Ferry Terminal in Anglesey and can immediately tell this guy is not in a good mood.
The guy gets in the back and crosses his arms tightly and curtly tells the driver where to go. It's an address way out in the sticks.
The cabbie tries halfheartedly to engage his fare in conversation but can only discover that he grew up locally but then moved away.
As they approach his destination and turn onto a long straight lane, the guy in back mutters, "See that field? I cut down all the trees in that field, but do they call me Dai the logger? No."
Cabbie, "Huh."
Dai says "See those barns and outbuildings? I built them with the wood from that forest, but do they call me Dai the carpenter? No!"
The cabbie is starting to worry. His passenger is getting riled up.
Dai pipes up again saying, "See that timber rail fence? I used the leftover wood to build that fence, but do they call me Dai the fence-builder?!?! NO!"
"But shag just one sheep....."
