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The Talking Dog
A man walks into a bar with a dog.
The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring a dog in here!”
The man replies, “But this dog can talk!”
The bartender is skeptical but decides to humor the man.
“Okay,” he says, “let’s hear what the dog has to say.”
The man asks the dog, “What’s on top of a house?”
The dog replies, “Roof!” The bartender is unimpressed and says,
“That’s not talking, that’s just barking.”
The man tries again. “Okay, what’s sandpaper like?”
The dog replies, “Ruff!”
The bartender is even less impressed and says, “That’s still not talking.”
The man tries one more time.
“Okay, who’s the greatest baseball player of all time?”
The dog replies, “Ruth!”
The bartender has had enough and kicks them both out.
As they’re walking away, the dog turns to the man and says,
“Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?”
