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The Stylish Woman

A sixtyish woman went home happily jumping and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continuing to jump up and down says, "I don't care, I just came
from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 30
year-old".

The husband said, "What did he say about your 64 year old arsehole?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.
 
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