[Skipton]

The Splits.​

I said to the Gym instructor
“Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

The Splits.​

I said to the Gym instructor
“Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

At least he's one step ahead... or maybe twelve

 

[Johnlalor]

I couldn’t make Wednesday because that is the day my mate and I spend over a couple of 6 packs

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

The Splits.​

I said to the Gym instructor
“Can you teach me to do the splits?”
He said, “How flexible are you?”
I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

So, you are flexible! except for Tuesday! the rest of the days you can do the splits with him! Hahaha.