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The Special Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. " Magic Beer ", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says ," That isn't really Magic Beer, is it ?" " Yes, I'll show you. "
He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back through the window. The lady can't believe it: " I bet you can't do that again. " " Oh yea ?" He smirks.
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back through the window.
She is amazed, and immediately asks for a magic beer of her own.
The guy says to the bartender, " Give her one of what I'm having. "
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window... and immediately plummets 30 stories down.
The bartender looks at the guy and sighs, " You know something Superman ? You're a real a**hole when you're drinking. "
