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The Sermon
After church, a man stopped to shake the preacher's hand.
He said, "Vicar, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The Vicar said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put a cheque for $5,000 on the offering plate!"
Stunned, the Vicar said,
"No Shit?!!"
