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The Schnauz!
A prim and proper woman takes her little dog which is a miniature
Schnauzer to the vets as it has a sore ear the vet tells her
it’s only an ingrowing hair and to get some exfoliating cream
from the chemist and that should do the trick .
So, she goes to the chemist to ask for some .
The man says to her that there are different strengths of the cream
and asks is it for your face back or legs .
She Says actually it’s for my Schnauzer .
The Chemist Then hands her a tube of cream and says rub this in
three times a day and don’t ride your bike for a week
