[SirExton]

The Safe​

I told my wife to never look in the safe! Last night when I got home she said "I looked in the safe today and found 3 eggs and $40,000-00". I said I told you to never look in the safe! She said "what is with the 3 egg in the safe?" I said "well I have to be honest, when I have made love to another man's wife I put an egg in the safe@ The wife says "I suppose after 38 years of marriage, thats not too bad. Whats with the $40,000-00 in there?" I said "When I get a dozen eggs I sell em and that is where the $40,000-00 has come from!" Mt cremation is next week.

 

[Mark K]

With the price of eggs these days that's not as outrageous as you'd think.

 

[Mustang GT]

You should never tell a female not to look at something because you know she will.

 

[Suzanne rose]

With the price of eggs these days that's not as outrageous as you'd think.

 

[Suzanne rose]

You should never tell a female not to look at something because you know she will.

Of course we will. It's like telling us to look

 

[thomas]

You should never tell a female not to look at something because you know she will.

that's the general idea of telling her.

 

[Reet]

SirExton, you old rogue!!
I'm sure we will all try to get to your execution, I mean funeral!

 

[SirExton]

SirExton, you old rogue!!
I'm sure we will all try to get to your execution, I mean funeral!

Thal hav ta wait awile cos am goin ta B around until am 115 so I told mi daughter Loren a couple of years ago. I am gona moyder her till then!