[Luckyus]

The Rooster​

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.

As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers' hens.
The farmer is impressed.

At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.

Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks even the cow.

Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster's limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny little bastard!"

And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing,

and says, Shhhh!, they are about to land."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.

As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers' hens.
The farmer is impressed.

At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried.

Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks even the cow.

Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead.

The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster's limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny little bastard!"

And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing,

and says, Shhhh!, they are about to land."

I have no words for this nasty rooster.

 

[John Lalor]

That bloke should be awarded a medal of the highest order Very versatile