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The Rooster​

An old farmer goes out one day to buy a buy a brand new, stud rooster
to replace his old rooster to copulate with his chickens.
After returning home from the market, the farmer puts the rooster
into the pen so he can start doing his job immediately.
Once in the pen the young rooster walks over to the old rooster
and says, "OK, old fellow, it's time for you to finally retire."
The old rooster says, "You won't be able to handle all of these chickens,
just look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now old man, don't give me a hassle about this.
It's time for the old to step aside and let the young take care of business,
so, take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, common.....why don't you let me have a few old hens,
over in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster replies, "Go! Beat it! Your time is up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a few minutes and then says to the young rooster,
"You know what, my young fellow, let us have a race.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever gets back first will get the domain
of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why don't you give me a little head start?"
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not. I'll still beat you."
So, they line up at the back of the farmhouse, and get a chicken to cluck,
"Go start!" and the old rooster takes off running his race.
About 10 seconds or so later the young rooster also takes off for his race.
They both round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is already
very close behind the old rooster and gaining really fast.
At that point, the farmer, sitting on his porch, looks up, sees what's going on,
grabs his shotgun and BOOM! he shoots the young rooster dead in his tracks.
He shakes his head gloomily looks up to his wife and says.......
"Son of a bitch, can you believe this.......third gay rooster I bought this week!"