The rise of “fartrepreneurs”: Reality star switches to selling bodily fluids after ‘retiring’ from putting her farts in jars up for sale
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As the world economy continues to go down the drain, some people have turned to ‘creative’ ways to rack in wads of cash. And if you’re guessing along the lines of a humble start-up business, then you’re partially correct – except that the business revolves around farts and bodily fluids.
One former reality star makes a whopping $7000 per day selling her boob sweat just a few months after she took the internet by storm for another bizarre product offering. She formerly sold farts in jars and claimed that she made a fortune from it.
However, she ‘retired’ from the ‘gas industry’ after claiming that the manufacturing process (a.k.a forcing out excessive amounts of gas) landed her in a hospital back in January.
Now, the ‘fartrepreneur’ has turned to selling an equally absurd product – a dollop of her very own lady vapours.
Steph sells bizarre products. Image Credit: @news.com.au, @MetroUK
Steph shared that putting a jar together for her customers only takes about 15 minutes, with the social media influencer blocking up to four hours each day lounging by her pool to get the appropriate amount of perspiration levels.
If the sun’s out and blazing, she said that she’s able to fill up to 10 bottles of boob sweat jars in under 24 hours – which are then valued at $700 each.
“I love sitting by the pool but it’s also hard work, don’t be fooled,” Steph added.
“I also have a great set (of breasts). And smelling the sweat, licking the sweat would bring fans as close as they can get to them.”
“Sometimes it can vary how long it takes (to fill up a jar) as it depends on several scientific factors, mainly the heat, movement, and how hydrated I am.”
In order to meet the demand for her products, the internet star revealed that she has to chug a lot of water and sit under direct sunlight for as long as she can.
“I like to call myself the human maple tree and the boob sweat is my sap. I sit there and collect my sap the same way a maple tree does,” she said.
Even though it’s an undeniably lucrative business, being exposed to the sun’s ultraviolet rays can be harmful, which Steph admits as she ensures to take the necessary safety measures to protect herself.
Video Credit: @stepankamatto
“I’m also trying to practice this craft as safely as possible with a proper SPF moisturiser. However, after this past week, I have learned that a simple SPF 30 won’t be cutting it since I did burn my chest quite badly,” she said.
“I want to be smart, start off slow and have sustainable growth that doesn’t overwhelm my body,” she said.
Steph also refuses to acknowledge the criticism she gets for her profitable ideas.
“I feel that the universe likes to judge us for odd and taboo ways of making money,” she said.
“But if boob sweat is the new side hustle, I’m here for it.
“It’s going to be a ‘hot girl summer’ (a term used to describe a period where you’re feeling confident) and my boobs are sweating so let’s bottle them up and sell it while we’re at it.”
Steph launched her new product on Instagram last week, telling her 298,000 followers: “It ain’t easy work, but no one said it would be!”
“Never thought I’d have this much in common with a maple tree! So excited to share these on my platform. I get so creative with what I do on there! You can too.” she continued.
Users have expressed mixed feelings about the star’s unconventional products.
She lounges by her pool for several hours daily. Image Credit: @stepankamatto
“Stop making this girl relevant already.” one user complained.
“What can I possibly do or sell so I don’t have to have a real job?” chimed another.
A third teased: “I know your mom is so proud.”
But others didn’t find an issue with Steph’s way of making a living.
“Okay, that’s just gross. BUT if there are people willing to pay it, then rack in that money.” one woman shared.
“It’s funny that people are more creeped out by you than the people who actually buy these items off of you.” another pointed out.
“Instead of criticising her, can’t we just admit that she’s f***ing smart? D*mn!” argued a third.
“I’m ready to start selling my sweat, I swear!” exclaimed one more.
What are your thoughts on Steph’s surreal products? Share them with us in the comments!
Get a glimpse of how Steph used to prepare her farts in a jar by watching the video below:
Video Credit: @Stepankamatto