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The ring.

A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewellery store in the local mall,
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger lady at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend,
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No. I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought out another ring.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how the payment would be made
and the man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good,
so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said.
"There was only $25 in your account."
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!!"
 
A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in California, walked into a jewellery store in the local mall,
this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger lady at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend,
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No. I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought out another ring.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how the payment would be made
and the man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good,
so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds
and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said.
"There was only $25 in your account."
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!!"
Quite smart if you ask me :ROFLMAO:
 

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