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The Reunion!

One day while Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He noticed a very familiar looking old man. Wondering if the old man was his father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you by any chance, ever have a son?" The old man said,"Yes, but he wasn't my biological son. He was born by a miracle from the heavens." "So was I. Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?", asked Jesus.
The old man answered,"Oh yes, many times but he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards."
Jesus said, "Me too" and wondered if this could this actually be His father? "One last question," Jesus said, "Were you a carpenter as was my father?" The old man replied, "Why yes. Yes I was." Both are overwhelmed at the possibilities. Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, "Dad, is that you?"
The old man wiped away his tears and said, "Pinocchio, is that you?"
 

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