[Luckyus]

The Quiz Show​

I watched one of those quiz shows on the telly last night, where they have a regular panel and a panel of guests.
They had among the regular panel, a well-known businessman and one of the guests was a sailor.
The quizmaster said, "I want you to imagine you have a mistress." This caused the businessman to blush!
Looking him in the eye, the quizmaster asked, "What would you buy her for her birthday?"
"Well, I'd get her an Aston Martin and have it resprayed hot pink. Oh, and I'd buy her a diamond tiara!"
"Why two presents?"
"Well, if she didn't like the tiara, she could return it and go play with her Aston Martin."
"That's a clever idea," said the quizmaster.
"And you sir?" turning to the sailor.
"No problems there," said the young mariner. "I'd buy her a very short sheer negligee, also in hot pink, and a large rubber dildo."
"Very interesting gifts," said the quizmaster, "but why the dildo?"
"Well," growled the sailor, "If she don't wear the negligee, she can go (Ouch)herself!"