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The Quest
A medieval king announces a quest. To the knight who returns
within one week with the greatest number of Ping Pong balls
will get half the royal treasury and the hand in marriage of
his daughter, the beautiful princess.
Many knights ride off, and one week later one comes back
with a huge basket of Ping Pong balls. He empties the
basket, and out bounce a thousand balls.
A second knight presents two baskets heaped with,
two thousand balls.
Just before the king declares the second knight the
winner, a third knight staggers into the castle.
He's all scratched up and bleeding profusely, and
on his back he carries a bulging and bloody sack.
"How many Ping Pong balls do you have in that horrible
looking sack?" asks the king.
"Ping Pong balls?" screams the knight. "Shit I thought
you said, "King Kong's Balls!"
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