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The Publican (Non-PC and Contains Profanity so read at your Own Peril)
A publican is shutting up for the night when there is a
knock at the door. When he answers, a dero asks him for a
tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the dero goes off.
A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers,
there is a second dero who also asks for a toothpick. He gets
his toothpick and off he goes.
There is a third knock at the door, and a third dero. The
publican says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too".
"No, a straw". The publican gives him a straw but is curious why
he wants it, so he asks the dero why he wants a straw and not a
toothpick.
"Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already."
