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The Pregnancy

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mum that she has
missed her period for the last two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother says,
"Who was the pig that did this to you?
I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house,
and a mature and distinguished man with grey hair
and impeccably dressed, in a very expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother
and the girl, and tells them,
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of
the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my
personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"Then you try again."
 

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