[Skipton]

The Pommy Tourist​

I travelled to Australia the other week
and I was passing through immigration,
they said to me "Do you have a criminal record?"
I replied, "I didn't realize that it
was still a requirement to get in here".

 

[Xe]

How did the hotdog get the job despite having a criminal record?​

It was a misde-wiener

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A tad bit dark but wow that made me laugh so hard

I travelled to Australia the other week
and I was passing through immigration,
they said to me "Do you have a criminal record?"
I replied, "I didn't realize that it
was still a requirement to get in here".