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The Pick Up
I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night,
when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me,
squeezed my Nuts and said, "Give me your number, sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
