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A middle-aged chap walks into a Pharmacy, and is "on edge" as he approaches the counter.

"Good morning" says the young female Pharmacsist. "How can I help you today?"

The chap is obviously embarrassed, and mumbles something about Viagra. The Pharmacist says that there is no need to be embarrassed, but asks if he could repeat what it is he is looking for.

The chap takes a deep breath and says in a clear voice "Could I have 3 dozen Viagra tablets please?"

The Pharmacist replied "I'm terribly sorry sir, but under the new Dispensing Guidelines, we are no longer allowed to provide Viagra without some sort of evidence that you actually need it"

The chap looks at the Pharmacist, and asks "Would a photograph of my wife do?"
 

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