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The Perfect Marriage
Red Skelton's Secrets to a Perfect Marriage
1. "I remember the first time I cooked for my wife. I burned the toast. I set off the smoke alarm. And when I opened the front door, the fire department rushed in!"
2. "The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once."
3. "They say love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener."
4. "My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off."
5. "Marriage is an institution where the man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s."
6. "When I married Miss Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always'."
7."For our anniversary, I took my wife to dinner. She loved it so much she wants to go again next year."
8. "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
9. "My wife told me to take out the trash. I said, 'You cooked it, you take it out!'"
10. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
