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The Penis And The Silver Spoon
A couple were having dinner in a high class restaurant, when the fellow accidentally dropped his spoon on the floor. Their waiter immediately took a spoon out of his top pocket, and placed it on the table. He explained: “A time and
motion expert came to the restaurant last week, and found that when a diner dropped a piece of cutlery on the floor, ninety percent of the time it was a spoon, so he suggested we all carry a silver spoon in our pocket.”
Then the diner noticed the waiter had a
piece of string hanging out of his trouser fly. He glanced around, and saw all the other waiters also had a piece of string hanging out of their fly. He asked his waiter why this was so. The waiter explained: “This same time and motion
expert found that when we had a pee, we had to spend precious time washing our hands, so he suggested we tie a piece of string on our cock. That way we didn’t have to touch it.” The diner asked:”But
how do you put your cock back in your pants without touching it?” The waiter
replied: “Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but me, I use my silver spoon.”
