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The Pearly Gates

Three nuns died and went up to the pearly gates to get into heaven.
St. Peter said, “You must each answer a question first.”
He then asked the first one how did Christ die? She replied by" crucifixion".
“In you go,” he said.
He asked the second one, “How many apostles are there?” She replied, “12”.
“In you go,” he said.
The mother superior was then asked,
“What did Eve say to Adam when she first met him?”
She replied, “That's a hard one."
“In you go,” St. Peter said.
 

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