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The Pastor's Wife
She's looking to make fillets for dinner and asks the fishmonger behind the counter for a suggestion.
“I'd recommend this right here, ma'am
It's new to the market.”
“What kind of fish is it?” She asks.
“It's dam fish, ma'am.”
The pastors wife abruptly says
“How dare you use that kind of language around a Pastors wife!”
The man behind the counter calms her down and says
“No, no ma'am
This is a new breed of fish that live down at the local roller dam
So we call it Dam fish.”
The pastors wife understands, buys 3 fillets, and heads home to start cooking
As she's cooking the pastor comes home and says.
“Something smells delicious honey! What are ya cooking!?”
The wife says
“Dam Fish.”
The pastor freaks out and says
“I cannot believe I'm hearing profanity out of a pastors wife! How dare you!”
The pastors wife calms her husband down and says
“No, no honey! The man at the market told me this is a new breed of fish found at the local roller dam. So they call it Dam fish.”
The pastor understands and apologizes
The wife then calls their son down to eat.
The pastor starts to load up his plate and says
“This is a fine looking meal honey. Could you pass me some of that Dam fish.”
The son lights up! Slaps his dads back and says
“That's the spirit Dad! While your at it Mum, pass me the f*cking salt"
