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The Old Sioux
This old Sioux Indian turned up at the garden store and asked for a bag of soil.
This was duly fetched and the sales clerk said "That's the fifth bag of soil you've bought this week -- you must be doing a lot of gardening."
The old Indian replied " No -- I'm just getting my land back, only this time I'm saving the receipts."