[Skipton]

The Old Hillbilly Farmer​

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.
From morning until night (and sometimes later),
she was always complaining about something.
The only time he got any relief was when he was
out ploughing with his old mule. He tried to plough a lot.
One day, when he was out ploughing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump and began to eat his lunch.
Immediately, his wife began harassing him again. Complain, nag, nag.
It just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet,
caught her smack in the back of the head. It killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather
odd when a woman mourner would approach the old farmer.
He would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement,
but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen
for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So, after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer and asked
him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women,
but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say
something about how nice my wife looked or how pretty her
dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."
"And what about the men"? The minister asked.
"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."