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The Old Golfer
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf
at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant
area of the club house.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign,
hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
HAND JOB: $250
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money,
the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the
exceptionally attractive female bartender, who is serving
drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.
She glides down behind the bar across from the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide knowing smile,
"May I help you sir?"
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,
"I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives
the hand-jobs around here?"
She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs,
"Yes sir, I sure am."
The old golfer leans even closer and into her left ear says softly,
"Well then, be sure to wash your hands really, really good,
because I want a cheeseburger."
