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The Old Cowboy
A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, " You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal , see.
If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old-age."
So the cowboy did this religiously every day and sure enough,
lived to the nice ripe old-age of 96.
When he died, he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren......
and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
