[Luckyus]

The Old Couple​

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the man passes gas and says, "seven nil!".

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied "it's fart rugby."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Seven all..."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one goes and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14-7"

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "14 all."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Penalty, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"


The old man says, "Half time, change ends."