[Skipton]

The Office Survey.​

Sarah, in the personnel office received an email requesting
a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex.
She sent this reply.
"Attached is a list of our staff.
We currently have no one broken down by age or sex.
However, we do have a few alcoholics."

 

[Dennis]

Looking through some of my files I found this poem I wrote soon after becoming a member, so I am repeating instead of a pun. Senior Discount Club what a find Surely this site best of it's kind Maddie Jonathan and a team of three Bringing facts of truth and lots of glee Then there's the riddles of the week These surely give our brains a tweak
What about the grandad jokes sent in by members Many create laughter but others are horrendous Then we are informed of Australian history It shows many of our nations victories Then there are bargains of the week Given us benefits of a treat So we thank our sites full team For bringing to us daily themes The photographs are a sight to see Showing a skill we get for free So keep it up and try new trends And members make sure you invite your friends

 

[Rose-Marie]

The Office Survey.​

Sarah, in the personnel office received an email requesting
a listing of the department staff broken down by age and sex.
She sent this reply.
"Attached is a list of our staff.
We currently have no one broken down by age or sex.
However, we do have a few alcoholics."

I wonder was she blonde!

 

[Rujam]

That was so funny.